Apparently I Am Not Real...

I think you're a lunatic! You go around claiming that you are the REAL Vaati as though implying that I don't exist. Like I'm not real... Well we'll see how real I am when I'm pummeling you into the dirt, yes? I'm not in the mood to deal with your nonsensical prattling, Mr. Real Vaati.

So since you are the real Vaati and I'm apparently "Not real" then that must mean that this wooden dowel I am holding doesn't exist either, Correct?

I think you and I both know who the better man and mage is here, Mr. 'Not Lord' Vaati, so Go bother someone else with your accusations.

(( WHEW this was fun to draw! I promised I'd keep things interesting for you here, so I tried a different perspective. He's supposed to be looking down at the POV (point of view) This is also very similar to "Care To Rephrase That?" Because I was somewhat trying to show how I've improved since then ^^
ANYWAY, a big thanks to ~! You certainly are a funny little man, aren't you...? Thanks again for your accusation "Question"~ I hope you guys enjoy my future responses ^^ This one took longer than I had planned because I kept putting it off to roleplay Sorry. I am going to try to update more often from now on, honest ))